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17 February 2014

by: A Blogger

CREATION OF THE BIG PICTURE

In the beginning there was a plan

And the plan was based on assumptions

And the assumptions were without form

And the plan was completely without substance and was void

And darkness fell upon the face of the workers.


And they spoke unto their supervisors saying:

IT IS A CROCK OF POO; AND IT STINKETH


And the Supervisors went unto their managers and sayeth:

IT IS A PAIL OF DUNG; AND NONE MAY ABIDE THE ODOUR THEREOF


And the managers went unto their regional managers; and sayeth unto them:

IT IS A CONTAINER OF EXCREMENT; AND IT IS VERY STRONG, SUCH THAT NONE HERE MAY ABIDE IT.


And the regional managers went unto their respective General Manager and sayeth unto him:

IT IS A VESSEL OF FERTILISER AND NONE CAN ABIDE ITS STRENGTH


General Managers went unto the Chief General Manager; and sayeth unto him:

IT CONTAINS THAT WHICH AIDS PLANT GROWTH; AND IT IS VERY STRONG


And the Chief General Manager went unto the Managing Director and sayeth unto him:

IT PROMOTETH GROWTH; AND IT IS VERY POWERFUL


And the Managing Director went unto the Board and; sayeth unto them:

THIS POWERFUL NEW PLAN WILL EFFECTIVELY PROMOTE THE GROWTH AND EFFICIENCY OF THIS INDUSTRY AND OUR COMPANY IN PARTICULAR.


And the Board looked upon the Plan and saw that it was very good.

AND THE PLAN BECAME POLICY




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