17 February 2014
by: A Blogger
CREATION OF THE BIG PICTURE
In the beginning there was a plan
And the plan was based on assumptions
And the assumptions were without form
And the plan was completely without substance and was void
And darkness fell upon the face of the workers.
And they spoke unto their supervisors saying:
IT IS A CROCK OF POO; AND IT STINKETH
And the Supervisors went unto their managers and sayeth:
IT IS A PAIL OF DUNG; AND NONE MAY ABIDE THE ODOUR THEREOF
And the managers went unto their regional managers; and sayeth unto them:
IT IS A CONTAINER OF EXCREMENT; AND IT IS VERY STRONG, SUCH THAT NONE HERE MAY ABIDE IT.
And the regional managers went unto their respective General Manager and sayeth unto him:
IT IS A VESSEL OF FERTILISER AND NONE CAN ABIDE ITS STRENGTH
General Managers went unto the Chief General Manager; and sayeth unto him:
IT CONTAINS THAT WHICH AIDS PLANT GROWTH; AND IT IS VERY STRONG
And the Chief General Manager went unto the Managing Director and sayeth unto him:
IT PROMOTETH GROWTH; AND IT IS VERY POWERFUL
And the Managing Director went unto the Board and; sayeth unto them:
THIS POWERFUL NEW PLAN WILL EFFECTIVELY PROMOTE THE GROWTH AND EFFICIENCY OF THIS INDUSTRY AND OUR COMPANY IN PARTICULAR.
And the Board looked upon the Plan and saw that it was very good.
AND THE PLAN BECAME POLICY